I am the god of gay!
I make the crops dry up and the locusts come
I make the sky get dark when I get some
And you’re never the same when I get done
I am the god of gay!
I rain on your parade and your church outing
I can rust your car with the jizz I’m spouting
I’m all up in your tents and your boy scouting
I am the god of gay!
When I suck a cock lightning strikes
And when I swallow, lightning strikes twice
And I know if you’ve been naughty or nice
I am the god of gay!
When I go to the beach I cause tsunamis
I cause a hurricane when a gay gets married
And I killed your dog from the diseases I carry

So your bed is empty and your wallet too
Your marriage is on the rocks don’t know what to do
Your kids are a mess and you treat them bad
Their teeth are rotting from all the meth they had
Your roof has holes and your daughters too
Babies on the way don’t know what to do
Your life could have gone many different ways
It’s all your fault but sure blame it on the gays

I am the god of gay!
I got the liberals in my back pocket
Hypnotized with my DeGeneres locket
I got equality laws next on the docket
I am the god of gay!
I’ll brainwash them all with Modern Family and Glee
I got Cher and Streisand on my marquee
I got the tears of evangelicals in my tea
I am the god of gay!
I’ll destroy Jerusalem with a wave of my hand
I’ll banish them all from the promised land
Then I’ll lounge in the desert and get me a tan
I am the god of gay!
Just listen to your pundits and TV flunkies
You’ll be able to marry a dog or a donkey
I’ll bring a smile to the faces of inbred honkeys

Your attitude sucks and your love life too
Stay at home watching porn don’t know what to do
Your belly is fat and your health is a mess
You’re going crazy from all the work stress
Your time is over and you’re waiting for the end
Paying your way and praying to ascend
Your life could have gone many different ways
It’s all your fault but sure blame it on the gays

I am the god of gay!
I shoot gay bullets and then I reload
I bring pestilence and famine to your zip code
Every time I fart, a chapel explodes
I am the god of gay!
I’ve got fantastic pecs and imposing abs
When I breathe on your kids they turn into fags
When I looked at your wife, she got the crabs
I am the god of gay!
I’m in the locker room in the public shower
I’ve been in there for the past 2 hours
When I come out, I have rainbow powers
I am the god of gay!
When a dick goes in the ass volcanoes erupt
I make the virgins impure and the kids corrupt
I’ll make it feel good when you get fucked

I threaten your life with my very presence
I bring down demons with my very essence
The more you talk about me the stronger I get
With your bitter words and your empty threats
If you hate enough, you’ve got something to hide
In most homophobes, there’s some gay inside
But keep up your signs and your spiteful ways
Your bigotry is your fault but sure blame it on the gays

I fucked your wife in the ass and she liked it
But when you ask her about it…
She’ll just blame it on the gays.